I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
