Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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