Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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