I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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