at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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