That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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