that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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