I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
vagina is talking i cant
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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