i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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