At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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