He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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