they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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