Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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