i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He did a backflip because drugs
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