I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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