watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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