My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
