There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
