Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She bit a glass in half.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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