I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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