I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You've changed since you got that strap on
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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