Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me