And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case