Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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