So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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