Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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