Don't you send me to vm
Pappa wants mamma naked
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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