I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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