She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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