the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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