But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.