don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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