Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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