i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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