Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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