Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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