Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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