Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Farmville is her only friend.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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