Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The beers last night were like the tears from god
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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