It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
