I think my fart just growled at me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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