And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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