my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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