Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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