I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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