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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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