i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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