the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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