Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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