So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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