She said her name was "party"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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