he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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