How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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