And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Randomize
