i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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