woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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