Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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